Henri, the Existential Cat.
This reminded me of a video that Pete and I made for a Pretentious Art party. All the guests brought some type of pretentious art: created, spoken, performed, etc. All of us performed an original (terrible, pretentious) play.
Freaky Friday facts
This year is a special one for Friday the 13ths: There are three of them: Jan. 13, April 13 and July 13. The freaky thing? The dates fall exactly 13 weeks apart. That hasn’t happened since 1984.
There are a few things on this list I didn’t know about. Good information in general.
A List of Possibly Delicious Foods That Your Dog Should NEVER Eat
- Avocado. Has persin in it, in both the fruit as well as the plant itself. Is toxic.
- Onions and garlic, even in powdered form. Can cause anemia.
- Grapes and raisins. Cause kidney failure.
- Milk and dairy products. Can cause the shits, puking, and itchy allergies.
- Macadamia nuts. These are basically cyanide to dogs. Never, ever, never, not even a little.
- Gum or candy containing Xylitol. Can cause liver failure and blood sugar issues.
- Fat. Like meat trimmings. Fucks with the pancreas.
- Bones. Sharp, can scratch the internal bits of a dog. Dog insides are soft. Bones are not.
- Persimmons, peaches, plums. The seeds mess with the intestines and peach and plum pits actually have cyanide in them. Fo’ real. William Carlos Williams can have whatever’s in the icebox if you own a dog.
- Raw eggs. Salmonella, E.coli, enzymes that mess with the absorption of B vitamins.
- Raw meat, raw fish. Bacteria that can cause food poisoning.
- Caffeine. Same reason why chocolate is bad.
- Alcohol. Duh.
- And giving your dog too much salt ain’t good ‘cause it can lead to sodium ion poisoning, while too much sugar can cause diabetes. Nobody wants their dog to be nicknamed Wilford Brimley.
I know a few people who would love this.
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“Sex education … is one of the few classes where it’s not understood that young people are being prepared for the future”
Inspiring story. Makes me wish I were an educator.
